Shaun's breathing funny. I know why.
Me: Shaun, do you have the hiccups? You're breathing weird and holding your breath.
Shaun: No.
Me: Then why are you breathing like that? You only breathe like that when you have the hiccups.
Shaun: No, Mom. I don't *hic* have the hiccups.
Me: See? I knew it! I know you so well, I knew you had the hiccups before you even knew yourself.
Shaun: That's not true, Mom! I knew *hic* I had the hiccups. I just forgot.
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