He keeps his room neat and always places his dirty clothes in the laundry hamper. He loves Lego and playing out scenes as a pirate or a knight. He also has a fascination with snakes and dinosaurs but is terrified of blood of any kind: real or fake; his or someone else's. Fruits and most vegetables are a sure winner with him, whereas meat is hit and miss, and grains are a big 'nope'. Outside activities he enjoys include road hockey, golf, making bows and arrows, and building things in the sandbox with leaves and sticks. You'd be able to sleep in every day with him around because he's in bed before 8PM, doesn't wake up through the night, and sleeps at least 12 solid hours.
The potential family must be able to listen to him talk non-stop from morning until night; through mealtime, while on the toilet, while brushing teeth, during story time, when the radio is on... non stop. They also must be prepared to have their world revolve around him, as he constantly interrupts and insists on being THE center of attention at all times. He gets along really well with younger siblings but only while he's in charge.
Duration of the visit would depend on how much I miss him and how much I am longing for his return. Delivery can be arranged for a small charge. Clothing and his favourite toys will be included but will need to be returned with him.
I love him to death; he's my firstborn. I need some time to be reminded of WHY I love him. Having a few days without him would be beneficial.
This super deal won't last long. Contact me soon! ;)
2 comments:
Hmmm...how about trade? Yours, with my grumpy, head-strong, temper prone, usually miserable, screaming, newly 4 year-old?
I'm up for the challenge, if you'd accept a middle child syndrome, head in the clouds, can't quite pay attention even if you say his name 20 twenty times, newly 5 year old. You wouldn't need to send lego, we have all that here. I'm sure we could even clothe him...
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